Halo Tarzan - Halo Dzejn!

Ana: hello good evening. This is Ana. I'm calling you for the third time. My internet is still not working.
Zena: goooooood evening madam. Thaaaaaank you for you caaaaallllll madam!How can I help you?
Ana: vec vidim nikako al' ajde da pokusam...
Zena: Pardon madam?
Ana: I'm calling you about my internet. Its not working.. And (prekide me na pola reci)
Zena: you can find all you need on out web site madam.
Ana: ova je luda!pa da imam internet ne bih se sada sa tobom mlatila.... Ok but how can I go to you web-bloody-site if I don't have bloody internet?
Zena: ok madam. Our web site is www.....
Ana: but...
Zena: you can find all you need on out web site madam. www...
Ana: Ana: but I DO NOT have any Internet!!!
Zena: no problem madam.
Ana: ma jedi go..
Zena: pardon?
Ana: kazem jedi... Ok anyway...ok...
Zena: this call will be recorded for our safety and service improvement.
Ana: aha...ok...no problem (utanjila glas kao ljubazna do bola)..
Zena: can you repeat your name madam?
Ana: of course. Its Bana - as BI EJ EN EJ.
Zena: thank you madam Bana.
Zena: thank you for your call madam and enjoy your day
Ana: (opet psovka na Srpskom). Yes..you too. Bye
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Dodjavola... I dalje nemam internet. Thank you and come again...a bas nisam ispala "madam ladylike".. U svakom slucaju, to je bila Bana Mani I ja ne znam nista o tome.. :)